Tired of believing it’s not butter? Doug Foreman wants you to believe again. Let the clouds part, the sun shine again and maybe not murder a piece of toast.

Thanks, Obama.

Any doubts that God didn’t bless Texas have been put to rest. It is perhaps the most glorious Kickstarter campaign ever created. The biem butter sprayer. Or, the Internet’s George Foreman grill.

Hell, Doug even has the name. People ask Doug all the time; Doug, how are they gonna butter their toast? Use a butter knife? Nope. Biem it.

Those cooking sprays that say ‘keep away from open flames?’ What’s that about? Preach Doug. Preach.

Biem Butter

I’m with Doug on the margarine bit. Unsalted butter in my house. What about other oils? Biem can handle it. Even coconut oil. Doug, do I hear a bit of disdain for our Whole Foods brethren out there? You do live in Austin. Watch your back.

Here are the benefits of biem:

  • Butter bread and toast without tearing
  • Butter popcorn without drenching, making it soggy
  • Use as a natural pan release
  • No artificial sprays with flammable and artificial ingredients
  • Butter toast and use half as much
  • Butter popcorn without sogginess
  • Natural pan release and less costly
  • Butter muffin pans
  • Perfect grilled cheese sandwiches
  • Butter vegetables without waste
  • Baste turkeys or roasted chicken
  • Perfect garlic bread
  • Butter steaks
  • Butter pasta and pancakes

How does it work? Drop any stick of butter in and it heats just what you need to 95 degrees. No overheating. No clogs. No mess. Well, unless you’re the actor in the video above going nuts on the toast.

designs for biem butter spray

  • Does not melt the whole stick
  • Melts only the butter you need and tells you when to add butter.
  • Doesn’t overheat the butter to melt. Just 95 degrees
  • Patent pending “no clog” nozzle design
  • Smart on off. Has an accelerometer to know when you are picking it up to use and turns the biem on automatically
  • Ready to spray in seconds
  • Cool spray to the touch
  • Uses no chemical or artificial propellants, just heat and air
  • Store in the refrigerator or on the counter
  • Easy to use. Easy to clean
  • Faster and easier than spreading butter with a knife

As for the design, the final version will feature a non-smudge silicone front and brushed stainless steel back.

Biem Butter Kickstarter

Looking for $42,000, the project is nearing $70,000 and climbing by the second. Pricing starts at $99 for early backers and jumps to $129 after the special is gone. Shipping is set for September 2016.

I want one. It’s the type of product you don’t realize you need until you see it. Don’t use cooking sprays. Biem that butter, America.

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