Liam Neeson is back in Taken 3 this weekend, and during a promotional tour, Maggie Grace revealed how protective he can be. On Conan, she said that Liam was ‘the best fake movie dad any girl could ask for,’ and explained how that helps in her love life.
Maggie Grace explained to Liam about her messed up ex-boyfriend. What do you do when you play Brian Mills, the baddest dad on Earth? Prank call, damn it.
Luckily for us, they recorded the call and played it on Conan. I think we all remember the phone call scene from the first Taken. Here’s the transcript of the call.
“This is Brian Mills,” he says, referring to his ex-government operative character in the films. “We’ve never met….And if you play your cards right, we never will.”
“Now listen, [expletive]. You’re lower than the pond scum, so I’m just gonna say this once. You’ve made two mistakes—your first mistake was dating out of your league. Your second mistake—well—let’s just say any more mistakes and I’ll break your other arm—slowly.”
“I don’t need to say it, but I have a particular set of skills,” said Liam. “And I don’t want to waste them on you.”
Let that be a lesson to the ex-boyfriends out there. Expect someone with a soundboard to be prank calling you.
As for Maggie Grace’s ex? Good luck.