Don’t worry kid, I know a few maneuvers…

Wait, the Pottery Barn Millennium Falcon bed is $4,000? At least it comes with white glove delivery. How Imperial of them.

It is Pottery Barn. You’re paying a premium, but come on. $4,000 for a bed that might last your kid a few years. That’s a bit extreme. At least it’s not particle board. The bed is cool as hell, and if I were a kid of a one-percenter, I’d be all over it.

For those of you interested in the details, it’s handpainted and obviously from the pictures, it’s shaped like the cockpit of the famous Millennium Falcon. Constructed from actual hardwood, it’s a twin size bed that works with or without a box spring.

The finishes are all hand applied in multiple layers to make it sound like Pottery Barn went the distance to justify the price tag.

Smuggling compartments? Those are still under the mattress. Sorry, mom, that’s not the unfinished homework you are looking for. I’m free to play Xbox. Nothing? Worth a shot.

Just tell your disappointed kid like this. Wouldn’t you rather have a BB-8 to terrorize the house with than the Falcon as your bed? Toys trump going to bed any day.


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