Easy. Combine them. Before you rush to the nearest convenience store, the Reese’s Stuffed With Pieces are not available yet. That’s perfection on branding, and I’m sure it horrifies every parent with small kids. Toss in a Mountain Dew and let them go nuts.
Take your peanut butter cup and stuff it full of Reese’s Pieces. The destroyer of diets everywhere. Thankfully, I can’t seem to gain weight, so I can eat these until nausea lets me know I lost my damn mind.
It’s not a Fifth Avenue – the best damn candy bar in existence – but Hershey is definitely on the right path. Peanut butter with more peanut butter and chocolate. What’s not to love?
No word on the release date or pricing. Maybe Hershey will let it be like the factory-fresh Kit-Kats and let you order direct. Hey, if I’m Reese’s Stuffed With Pieces, it’s been established I prefer to have UPS bring me my supplies.
Keep on the lookout at the grocery store checkout for these. And go ahead and call Liberty Medical. A case of these damn near guarantees Wilford Brimley will be trotting up your driveway with your diabetic supplies.